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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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September 01st 2014 141,611 notes
Anonymous asked: if youre really the one sending princess-anna-sexual anon hate fucking die. shes a good person and doesnt deserve that.

Okay, stop. Let me explain to you a thing: Hailey knows those are from me. She also knows I’m joking. That’s kind of our dynamic. We literally talk so much shit to each other because that’s how our relationship works. That being said, she also knows that I love her so very much and I make sure to show her that every chance I get. She’s one of my best friends, but she’s also someone I fancy myself being with or around for a very long time. We don’t generally show that side of our relationship and I’m sorry that you took offense to what you have seen. Rest assured, she’s not at all offended and is doing fine. Thank you.

September 01st 2014 5 notes
#Cheflet #anonymoose

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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September 01st 2014 181,122 notes

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

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September 01st 2014 167,718 notes

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU’RE LYING I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

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September 01st 2014 225,978 notes

laracroftsspouse:

I remember when I was a kid watching Digimon and saw Patamon do this

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I was like

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September 01st 2014 7,374 notes

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September 01st 2014 308,981 notes

paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

(Source: fanduhmbs, via dun-dun-done)

September 01st 2014 140,684 notes

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

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September 01st 2014 20,050 notes

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

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September 01st 2014 55,600 notes
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